'Blood is the New Black'
Colored, 'artistic' cloths for
delinquent youths.

'Chloe Weil'
Attractive and 'talented'
female 'artist.'

'Dot Flist'
'Humor' in an awful-by-any-
stretch-of-the-imagination vein.

'From Old Books.org'
The single greatest world wide web
site of all time.

'Idiot Comics'
Couldn't have put it better myself.

'Jared Weil'
So funny I forgot to laugh.

'Oliver Kalb'
If only he'd instead play
(and only play)
John Cage's 4'33".

'Pendu.org'
'Art' by prisoners and malcontents.

'Peter Shapiro'
Puts the 'gorilla' in 'guerilla filmmaker.'