"COMICS"
"Childish masturbatory excursions by Cody Clarke, for Cody Clarke."
Quotations by Njhaniel P. Punum, Freelance Critic and President of the Cody Clarke Arts Foundation.
'Web Comic'
"Harmless drivel, I suppose."
'IM Comic'
"Yawn."
'Boy and Tiger'
"At its best, tasteless; at its worst, demonic."
'Almonds'
"Each panel is arguably worse than the last, both in vulgarity and in lack of command for the English language."
'Knee Mountain'
"Feces on a urine-soaked tablecloth."
'Garfield'
"For 'fags', 'amirite'?"
'Golf Comic'
"cum cum cumcumcumcumcum
fart PISS dick fuck shit look I'm
cody clarek i write shits outof
myass for dicks imawriterlulz"
'My First Beating'
"Christ, how many 'comics' did this guy make?"
'American Comic'
"This is barely even decipherable. Now I just feel bad for him."
'Gay Wizard Comic'
"'WTF.' Does he not know how to animate a simple 'GIF'?"
'Comic Man'
"Phenomenal. A tour-de-force. I'd never thought I'd say this, but Clarke has redeemed himself here. 1 1/2 out of 5 stars."
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