How do I contact/murder/rape him?

Email is the best way to contact me. Direct all your questions and love letters here.
If you wish to send hate mail, please follow the following steps:

1) Slowly count backwards from ten.
2) Look at yourself in a mirror.
3) If you still wish to write me hate mail, handwrite it.
4) Read it aloud into the mirror, making sure to look yourself in the eyes a lot.
5) If you still wish to send it to me, scan the handwritten paper into your computer and email the subsequent JPG.

Facebook is also fun. Be sure to send a message along with your ‘add’ so I know you’re a fan and not some spam account.

Twitter is okay. I tweet sometimes. Mostly just statuses from my Facebook. But I respond to most @’s, if you’re into that sort of method of communication.

YouTube is chock-full of old Cody videos. Comment on them to your heart’s extent, positive or negative. I’l probably read and respond.

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