How do I contact/murder/rape him?

Email is the best way to contact Cody. Direct all your questions and love letters here. If you wish to send hate mail, please follow these steps:

1) Slowly count backwards from ten.
2) Look at yourself in a mirror.
3) If you still wish to write him hate mail, handwrite it.
4) Read it aloud into a mirror.
5) If you still wish to send it to him, scan the paper into your computer. Email the subsequent JPG.

Facebook is also fun. Be sure to send a message along with your ‘add’ so he knows you’re a fan and not some spam account.

Twitter is okay. He tweets sometimes. Mostly just statuses from his Facebook. But he responds to most @’s and retweets them from time to time.

YouTube is chock-full of Cody videos. Comment on them to your heart’s extent. He reads every one and responds frequently. Mean ones will be deleted, unless they’re funny.

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