Category Archives: Essays & Rants

A Beautiful and True Birthday Story that Happened to me Today

Posted on January 4, 2013 by codyclarke

Today I spent my birthday day in the city with my mom, going to some of our favorite places. Franchia for lunch, Astro for gem ogling, and Eataly for the procuring of tasty items for home-cooked birthday dinner: organic crushed … Continue reading →

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Looking Back at DVD Talk

Posted on June 21, 2012 by codyclarke

I got an email today from YouTube, notifying me that one of my DVD Talk videos contains copyrighted music that I am not authorized to use. I get emails like this a few times a year. What happens is, because … Continue reading →

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My Favorite Films of 2011

Posted on March 12, 2012 by codyclarke

I didn’t like too many movies that came out last year, so this is gonna have to be a Top 6 instead of a Top 10: 1. Transcendent Man Apparently this came out in 2009, but I don’t think it … Continue reading →

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What’s in store for 2012? A new film!

Posted on January 2, 2012 by codyclarke

Hello, fans! (All six of you) I hope 2012 has been treating you well so far. Me, I’ve been lazing it up, and will continue to do so through my birthday, January 3rd. But after that, I’ll be getting right … Continue reading →

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Miniature Golf is Satire

Posted on June 8, 2011 by codyclarke

I don’t know how I never realized this until now. Maybe I’m the last person on earth to do so, maybe I’m the first. Whichever, I still feel dumb, because it’s so obvious: Miniature Golf is satire. The shitty fountains, plastic waterfalls, … Continue reading →

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Accepted Vegetables in America

Posted on January 23, 2011 by codyclarke

I’ve been trying to come up with a definitive list of ‘accepted’ vegetables in America. By accepted I mean you actually see these advertised alongside meat and dairy. Here’s what I have so far: Accepted Vegetables in America a list by … Continue reading →

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My Favorite Top 10 Lists by Cody Clarke of 2010

Posted on December 16, 2010 by codyclarke

10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. My Favorite Top 10 Lists by Cody Clarke of 2010 3. My Favorite Inches of my Dick of 2010 2. My Favorite Albums of 2010 1. My Favorite Films of 2010

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My Favorite Inches of my Dick of 2010

Posted on December 15, 2010 by codyclarke

10. Inch number four 9. Inch number six 8. Inch number two 7. Inch number five 6. Inch number eight 5. Inch number nine 4. Inch number seven 3. Inch number three 2. Inch number one 1. Inch number ten

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My Favorite Albums of 2010

Posted on December 14, 2010 by codyclarke

10. Weezer – Hurley 9. Bad Religion – The Dissent of Man 8. Rick Ross – Teflon Don 7. Yngwie Malmsteen – Relentless 6. Nevermore – The Obsidian Conspiracy 5. Joe Satriani – Black Holes & Wormhole Wizards 4. Paul … Continue reading →

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Some of Tim Allen’s actual favorite movies

Posted on November 30, 2010 by codyclarke

Some of Tim Allen’s actual favorite movies A list culled by Cody Clarke 1. Cube 2. Cube 2: Hypercube 3. Dune 4. Kiss of the Dragon 5. Minority Report 6. The Matrix Reloaded Source: http://www.timallen.com/journal/faves.php?cat=movies&v=0

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